Cracked Advice Board RETURNS!!!

For all of you loyal Cracked Advice Board fans and anti-fans - check out this teaser screenshot from the next season of "The Cracked Advice Board" coming soon to an ipad near you!

Katie WIllert Video Experience - SeAsOn TwO!!!

If the AlTeRnAtIng CaPs in the title wasn't stimulating ENOUGH, check out this video! The first episode of our second grip of vids for The Katie Willert Video Experience!

America's Best Girlfriend: World's Worst Reality Show -- powered by Cracked.com

The "Katie Willert Video Experience" - Episode 6!

BEHOLD! The Season Finale of The Katie Willert Video Experience! Cry if you must. BUT ALSO, look out for a lot more coming soon from The Natural Disastronauts via Cracked.com!

The Inevitable Future of Parenting Reality TV Shows -- powered by Cracked.com

Weirdest Audition Ever. PERIOD.

Before the next episode of "The Katie Willert Video Experience" comes out tomorrow, we wanted to share this newest sketch from The Natural Disastronauts with David Largman Murray and Kevin Best!

The "Katie Willert Video Experience" - Episode 5!

Hope you guys enjoy "Cooking with Babelfish". Feel free to follow the delicious recipe at home. (WARNING: before creating this delicious dish, keep emergency personnel on alert in case of accidental poisoning/catchingonfireing.

Cooking With Babel Fish: Pig Boiling Radish and Egg Entering -- powered by Cracked.com

The "Katie Willert Video Experience" - Episode 4!

Yo mothafuckas - peep the newest installment of our webseries for Web vixen, Katie Willert. Co-starring your favorite Dr. Cone-esque person, Daniel Vincent Gordh.

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The "Katie Willert Video Experience" - Episode 3!

Enjoy the latest episode of The Katie Willert Video experience. Also, those with heart conditions should consult a physician before watching this video...

If Women's Medication Ads Gained Self-Awareness -- powered by Cracked.com

Natural Disastronauts Get TWITTER? Who is Twitter?

Check it nerds! The Natural Disastronauts recently discovered Twitter. Jealous?

Follow us!

http://twitter.com/Ndisastronauts

The "Katie Willert Video Experience" - Episode 2!

Check it yo! Episode 2 of "The Katie Willert Video Experience" - "If Educational Kids Shows Were Honest". If you're as addicted top Katie Willert as I am, this video will make you so high you'll be wandering the streets selling you're body for just a little bit more IN NO TIME!

If Educational Kids Shows Were Honest -- powered by Cracked.com

The Katie Willert Video Experience Launches!

The Natural Disastronauts have launched a new comedy series for Cracked.com called "The Katie Willert Video Experience" - featuring "After Hours" favorite and general cutie, Katie Willert! Directed by Will Gordh, and produced by Katy Stoll and Daniel Vincent Gordh. Peep it, share it with your friends, subscribe to our blog!

Proof That Women Are Just As Good at Sports (In Movies) -- powered by Cracked.com

DR. CONE'S T.O.D. #5

Happy Birthday Statue of Libertino! Dr. Cone here, writing you from inside of the outside of a late night internet cafe that I got kicked out of by hitting the computer keys with a long stick I found!

If you're a skinny twirpy-type-fella, and long to have big muscley-looking muscles like your favorite movie action star, Kurt Cobain, here's a tip you can't miss. While many fitness "experts" condone weight-lifting,  I personally have found weights to be heavy, and therefore difficult to lift very many times in a row without getting tired, which often leads to apple jacks. So instead of doing boring heavy stuff to attain the perfect body, here's a much simpler way. Simply get a ride to the gym from one of your sister's friends, stake out a spot for watching (I like to call them "watching spots"), lock on to someone whose body you admire, and when they are not looking, simply swap heads! In a matter of minutes, you'll have the body you've always dreamed of, and though your victim may want to switch back, they will be trapped on your old wimpy body and unable to do anything about it. Once you're in your new body, the world's your oyster. You may want to pull out some stuck drawers, eliminate some enemies from your list, or simply STD up your new body until it becomes a disease-ridden dump. Then you can always exchange it for a new one!

Cracked Advice Board - Episode 4

Cracked Advice Board Episode 4 is up! Wooing your crush has never been easier than this. Feast your love-hungry peepers on these advices:

3 Tips for Wooing Your Crush Into Submission -- powered by Cracked.com

Cracked Advice Board - Episode 3

Good afternoon Cynthias of the world (and those with other names as well),

Please direct your eyeball holes toward this video. If you are plagued by Bullies, and I know you are, this video will give you the tools you need for defeating the situation...once and for all. Please share it with your nerdy friends! 

3 Terrifying Ways to Deal With Your Bully Problem -- powered by Cracked.com

OVER HALF A MILLION VIEWS!

It has been less than two weeks since the launch of "The Cracked Advice Board", and already between Episodes 1 and 2, the series has received well over half a million views! Keep 'em comin'!

In celebration, here is a video of a Kangaroo rebelling against its cruel masters!

The Cracked Advice Board - Episode 2

Dear Readers:

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Episode 2 has been released!

Please enjoy Episode 2 of "The Cracked Advice Board".  For those of you who have been plagued by relationships with FAKE PEOPLE, this episode is for you.

3 Ways to Tell If Your Friend Is a Fake Person -- powered by Cracked.com

Enjoy! And as always, share this with all of your advice-starved friends.

DR. CONE'S T.O.D. #4

Good morning avid readers and hungry stray cat to whom I am considering giving a hot dog bun, it is time for another tip.

For those of you who (like me) enjoy eating ice, but DO NOT ENJOY it's wet flavor, they have recently release a new product called "Dry Ice". Dry Ice is just like traditional ice, but without that wet aftertaste (YUCK!). And plus, it's half the calories! Diet food much?

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DR. CONE'S T.O.D. #3

Greetings FANS (Friends at Nearby Stores), here's a tip for those of you living in rural huts:

In the event of a power outage, fireflies are a cheap and easy alternative to electricity. Pop a few into your mouth to create a powerful flashlight effect from your eyeballs. If fireflies are not available, try Reece's Pieces - they won't emit any light, but they are real nice to chew.


 
Cyclops is a long-time user of firefly-eyeball-flashlights.


Kisses,
Dr. Cone

DR. CONE'S T.O.D. # 2

Dr. Cone here, updating the ole blog with an ipod touch from the local high school's lost and found! Here's some advice!

If you're feeling blue, find someone whose voice makes you feel happy and switch voices with them for a few months. It could be a friend, a grandparent, an acquaintance, a gay boyfriend, or just about anyone! Once you have successfully switched voices - GO NUTS!!! Experiment with your new voice. Perhaps try calling your old friends with your new voice and attempt to explain to them that you have acquired a new voice. Maybe try getting a voice over agent with your new voice! Maybe try getting your new voice to sound like your old voice - it'll be hard, but you'll have a blast trying!! If you like your new voice enough, you may want to suggest a permanent switch. If the other party is unwilling, it's time to pack your bags and hit the road. You must, at all costs, keep your new voice - even if it means starting an entirely new life. 

DR. CONE'S T.O.D. (Tip of (the) Daye) # 1

Dr. Cone here, talking to you from the library's computer laboratory! Come here periodically for additional advice from me, Dr. Cone, that I write for you. 

Here's a tip:

Paint every wall of your room with "chalkboard paint" and create your own world! If you're room has no windows on it because you live in some kind of cave or other dungeon-like area, feel free to draw one on the wall. And the best part is - you can put the window anywhere your want (even on the ceiling - can you imagine?!) You can even draw a window that has a view of another room on it, as though there is another room directly connected to yours that you can see through the window. Then draw someone's face so it looks like they are peering into your room and put on a show for them!!! Tell them your secrets, share your fears, or maybe try developing a deep personal relationship with them based on mutual trust and Sexual Attraction. After a few weeks you will start waking up with a thick coat of chalk dust on your skin. Great for keeping dry in humid weather or for those of you with sweating problems. 

"The Cracked Advice Board" launches!

Good morning folks!!!

Please enjoy the first episode of "The Cracked Advice Board" from the Natural Disastronauts! Spread the word, new episodes every Sunday! And check back here for additional advice from Dr. Cone!!!

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"Cracked Advice Board" launches on Cracked.com

This just in:

The Natural Disastronauts' maiden series "The Cracked Advice Board" launches tomorrow on Cracked.com!!! I will keep you posted when it is up so you can view it with your eyeballs and then use your fingertips to send it to your friends' eyeballs via internet communication technology! Here is a visual aid:

The series was written and created by Daniel Gordh in conjuction with Michael Swaim and the good people at Cracked.com. It was directed by The Gordh Brothers (Will and Daniel Gordh), and shot and edited by genie, Will Gordh, and co-produced by ultra-babestronaut, Katy stoll, and mega-cutie Lindsey Covarrubias.

Tune in tomorrow for episode 1!

SITE LAUNCH!!!

Welcome to the site for the Natural Disastronauts comedy association! The Natural Disastronauts are a LA/NYC-based comedy group, dedicated to promoting and creating spacevironment-friendly humor. Here we will keep you posted on our exploits as we travel the universe, post new content, and keep you updated on other funny shit we find on the internet that we think you should see because its funny and on the internet. 
 


The Natural Disatronauts are a hodge-podge crew of professional actors, filmmakers, writers, artisans, glass-blowers, and weapons experts. Sure they're scrappy, but they have heart. Led by human being/ person - Daniel Vincent Gordh - they work together provide relief to disaster-stricken space pueblos, and promote Black Hole Awareness. 
 


Follow us for adventure!