Tuesday, May 31, 2011

DR. CONE'S T.O.D. # 2

Dr. Cone here, updating the ole blog with an ipod touch from the local high school's lost and found! Here's some advice!

If you're feeling blue, find someone whose voice makes you feel happy and switch voices with them for a few months. It could be a friend, a grandparent, an acquaintance, a gay boyfriend, or just about anyone! Once you have successfully switched voices - GO NUTS!!! Experiment with your new voice. Perhaps try calling your old friends with your new voice and attempt to explain to them that you have acquired a new voice. Maybe try getting a voice over agent with your new voice! Maybe try getting your new voice to sound like your old voice - it'll be hard, but you'll have a blast trying!! If you like your new voice enough, you may want to suggest a permanent switch. If the other party is unwilling, it's time to pack your bags and hit the road. You must, at all costs, keep your new voice - even if it means starting an entirely new life. 

Monday, May 30, 2011

DR. CONE'S T.O.D. (Tip of (the) Daye) # 1

Dr. Cone here, talking to you from the library's computer laboratory! Come here periodically for additional advice from me, Dr. Cone, that I write for you. 

Here's a tip:

Paint every wall of your room with "chalkboard paint" and create your own world! If you're room has no windows on it because you live in some kind of cave or other dungeon-like area, feel free to draw one on the wall. And the best part is - you can put the window anywhere your want (even on the ceiling - can you imagine?!) You can even draw a window that has a view of another room on it, as though there is another room directly connected to yours that you can see through the window. Then draw someone's face so it looks like they are peering into your room and put on a show for them!!! Tell them your secrets, share your fears, or maybe try developing a deep personal relationship with them based on mutual trust and Sexual Attraction. After a few weeks you will start waking up with a thick coat of chalk dust on your skin. Great for keeping dry in humid weather or for those of you with sweating problems. 

"The Cracked Advice Board" launches!

Good morning folks!!!

Please enjoy the first episode of "The Cracked Advice Board" from the Natural Disastronauts! Spread the word, new episodes every Sunday! And check back here for additional advice from Dr. Cone!!!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

"Cracked Advice Board" launches on Cracked.com

This just in:

The Natural Disastronauts' maiden series "The Cracked Advice Board" launches tomorrow on Cracked.com!!! I will keep you posted when it is up so you can view it with your eyeballs and then use your fingertips to send it to your friends' eyeballs via internet communication technology! Here is a visual aid:

The series was written and created by Daniel Gordh in conjuction with Michael Swaim and the good people at Cracked.com. It was directed by The Gordh Brothers (Will and Daniel Gordh), and shot and edited by genie, Will Gordh, and co-produced by ultra-babestronaut, Katy stoll, and mega-cutie Lindsey Covarrubias.

Tune in tomorrow for episode 1!


Welcome to the site for the Natural Disastronauts comedy association! The Natural Disastronauts are a LA/NYC-based comedy group, dedicated to promoting and creating spacevironment-friendly humor. Here we will keep you posted on our exploits as we travel the universe, post new content, and keep you updated on other funny shit we find on the internet that we think you should see because its funny and on the internet. 

The Natural Disatronauts are a hodge-podge crew of professional actors, filmmakers, writers, artisans, glass-blowers, and weapons experts. Sure they're scrappy, but they have heart. Led by human being/ person - Daniel Vincent Gordh - they work together provide relief to disaster-stricken space pueblos, and promote Black Hole Awareness. 

Follow us for adventure!