Cracked Advice Board - Episode 4

Cracked Advice Board Episode 4 is up! Wooing your crush has never been easier than this. Feast your love-hungry peepers on these advices:

3 Tips for Wooing Your Crush Into Submission -- powered by Cracked.com

Cracked Advice Board - Episode 3

Good afternoon Cynthias of the world (and those with other names as well),

Please direct your eyeball holes toward this video. If you are plagued by Bullies, and I know you are, this video will give you the tools you need for defeating the situation...once and for all. Please share it with your nerdy friends! 

3 Terrifying Ways to Deal With Your Bully Problem -- powered by Cracked.com

OVER HALF A MILLION VIEWS!

It has been less than two weeks since the launch of "The Cracked Advice Board", and already between Episodes 1 and 2, the series has received well over half a million views! Keep 'em comin'!

In celebration, here is a video of a Kangaroo rebelling against its cruel masters!

The Cracked Advice Board - Episode 2

Dear Readers:

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Episode 2 has been released!

Please enjoy Episode 2 of "The Cracked Advice Board".  For those of you who have been plagued by relationships with FAKE PEOPLE, this episode is for you.

3 Ways to Tell If Your Friend Is a Fake Person -- powered by Cracked.com

Enjoy! And as always, share this with all of your advice-starved friends.

DR. CONE'S T.O.D. #4

Good morning avid readers and hungry stray cat to whom I am considering giving a hot dog bun, it is time for another tip.

For those of you who (like me) enjoy eating ice, but DO NOT ENJOY it's wet flavor, they have recently release a new product called "Dry Ice". Dry Ice is just like traditional ice, but without that wet aftertaste (YUCK!). And plus, it's half the calories! Diet food much?

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DR. CONE'S T.O.D. #3

Greetings FANS (Friends at Nearby Stores), here's a tip for those of you living in rural huts:

In the event of a power outage, fireflies are a cheap and easy alternative to electricity. Pop a few into your mouth to create a powerful flashlight effect from your eyeballs. If fireflies are not available, try Reece's Pieces - they won't emit any light, but they are real nice to chew.


 
Cyclops is a long-time user of firefly-eyeball-flashlights.


Kisses,
Dr. Cone