Monday, June 20, 2011

Cracked Advice Board - Episode 4

Cracked Advice Board Episode 4 is up! Wooing your crush has never been easier than this. Feast your love-hungry peepers on these advices:

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Cracked Advice Board - Episode 3

Good afternoon Cynthias of the world (and those with other names as well),

Please direct your eyeball holes toward this video. If you are plagued by Bullies, and I know you are, this video will give you the tools you need for defeating the situation...once and for all. Please share it with your nerdy friends! 


It has been less than two weeks since the launch of "The Cracked Advice Board", and already between Episodes 1 and 2, the series has received well over half a million views! Keep 'em comin'!

In celebration, here is a video of a Kangaroo rebelling against its cruel masters!

The Cracked Advice Board - Episode 2

Dear Readers:

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Episode 2 has been released!

Please enjoy Episode 2 of "The Cracked Advice Board".  For those of you who have been plagued by relationships with FAKE PEOPLE, this episode is for you.

Enjoy! And as always, share this with all of your advice-starved friends.

DR. CONE'S T.O.D. #4

Good morning avid readers and hungry stray cat to whom I am considering giving a hot dog bun, it is time for another tip.

For those of you who (like me) enjoy eating ice, but DO NOT ENJOY it's wet flavor, they have recently release a new product called "Dry Ice". Dry Ice is just like traditional ice, but without that wet aftertaste (YUCK!). And plus, it's half the calories! Diet food much?

End Communication.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

DR. CONE'S T.O.D. #3

Greetings FANS (Friends at Nearby Stores), here's a tip for those of you living in rural huts:
In the event of a power outage, fireflies are a cheap and easy alternative to electricity. Pop a few into your mouth to create a powerful flashlight effect from your eyeballs. If fireflies are not available, try Reece's Pieces - they won't emit any light, but they are real nice to chew.

Cyclops is a long-time user of firefly-eyeball-flashlights.

Dr. Cone