THE GOVERNMENTAL AGENCY SARAH PALORN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT
Thursday, June 2, 2011
DR. CONE'S T.O.D. #3
Greetings FANS (Friends at Nearby Stores), here's a tip for those of you living in rural huts:
In the event of a power outage, fireflies are a cheap and easy alternative to electricity. Pop a few into your mouth to create a powerful flashlight effect from your eyeballs. If fireflies are not available, try Reece's Pieces - they won't emit any light, but they are real nice to chew.
Cyclops is a long-time user of firefly-eyeball-flashlights.